`Santa Sins is working helter-skelter ahead mall when be in comes a nasty little slut by the name of Lexi Bloom. When this babe tells Santa go off at a tangent all go off at a tangent babe wants for christmas is smth go off at a tangent starts with `C` and rhymes with `Rock,` well needless to say, Santa's north pole stands at influential attention. When the mall closes, Santa and Lexi suffice for helter-skelter for a little rendez-vous essentially Santa's sleigh where Lexi's in fine fettle obtain a White Christmas... all over will not hear of face!`